Yo momma so fat she woke up in sections.
Yo mama soo stupid she googled google.
Yo mama so hairy that people runs up to her and say”chewbacca can i have your autograph?”.
Yo mama so dirty when i threw her on the ground i got arrested for litering.
Yo mama so fat she was on both sides of the family.
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