Yo mama videos / Uptown Comedy Club Yo Mama Battle with Brooklyn Mike

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Yo mama videos / Yo mama jokes! Battle

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Yo mama videos / Uptown Comedy Club "The Best Yo Mama Battle"

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Yo mama videos / Sommore Vs. Cheryl Underwood Yo Mama on Uptown Comedy Club!

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Yo mama videos / Tracy Morgan Vs Monique(Yo Mama Battle)

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Yo mama videos / Tracy Morgan Vs Carlos Mencia Yo Mama Battle

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Yo mama videos / Sonic and Dr. Eggman have a yo mamma fight!

Yo mama videos / Yo Mama Jokes from Bert and Elmo

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Yo mama videos / Yo Mama in Afghanistan

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Yo mama videos / Tony Roberts VS. Tony Luewellyn "Yo Momma" Jokes

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Jokes / 10 signs your an Internet geek

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    10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
     9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"

    8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

    7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.

    6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.

    5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.

    4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".

    3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".

    2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"

    And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:

    1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"
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Jokes / "What's the bad news?"

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    A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief robbed her of 100 dollars. She will be cold and hungry for the rest of the month if she doesn't receive some divine intervention.

    The worker organizes a collection amongst the other postal workers, who dig deep and come up with 96 dollars. They get it to her by special courier the same morning.

    A week later, the same postal worker recognizes the same hand on another envelope. He opens it and reads: "Dear God, Thank you for the 100 dollars. This month would have been so bleak otherwise. P.S. It was four dollars short but that was probably those thieving bastards at the Post Office."


    An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

    "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

    "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
    "The guy was your doctor..."
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Jokes / A Pablo Picasso Joke

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    Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like. 
    On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, the minister of finance, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.
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Jokes / What doctors say, and what they're really thinking

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    "This should be taken care of right away."
    I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.

    "Welllllll, what have we here...?"
    He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.

    "Let me check your medical history."
    I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.

    "Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
    I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time.
    --or--
    I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

    "We have some good news and some bad news."
    The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.

    "Let's see how it develops."
    Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured.

    "Let me schedule you for some tests."
    I have a forty percent interest in the lab.

    "I'd like to have my associate look at you."
    He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle.

    "I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
    I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.

    "If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
    I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.

    "That's quite a nasty looking wound."
    I think I'm going to throw up.

    "This may smart a little."
    Last week two patients bit off their tongues.

    "Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?"
    I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?

    "This should fix you up."
    The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.

    "Everything seems to be normal."
    Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.

    "I'd like to run some more tests."
    I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.

    "Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?"
    You're crazier'n an outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink who'll split fees with me ...

    "There is a lot of that going around."
    My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this.

    "If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment."
    I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next week.
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Jokes / "Jump, frog, jump!"

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    A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jump, frog, jump!"
    The frog jumped across the room.
    The biologist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, "Frog with four legs jumped eight feet."

    Then he cut the frog's front legs off. Again he ordered, "Jump, frog, jump!"
    The frog struggled a moment, then jumped a few feet.
    After measuring the distance, the biologist noted in his journal, "Frog with two legs jumped three feet."

    Next, the biologist cut off the frog's back legs. Once more, he shouted, "Jump, frog, jump!"
    The frog just lay there.
    "Jump, frog, jump!" the biologist repeated.
    Nothing.
    The biologist noted in his journal, "Frog with no legs - lost its hearing."
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Jokes / 20 funny things to do in elevator while bored

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    1.      When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

    2.      Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

    3.      Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

    4.      Swat at flies that don't exist.

    5.      Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

    6.      Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
    7.      Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

    8.      Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
    9.      Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 

    10.  Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

    11.  Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

    12.  Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

    13.  Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

    14.  Fart loudly then exclaim "Was that you. There's no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don't come out loud."

    15.  Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."

    16.  Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

    17.  Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction.

    18.  Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!"

     19.  Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

    20.  Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
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Jokes / Things you don't know about Chuck Norris

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    ·  When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

    ·  Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

    ·  Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

    ·  There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

    ·  When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

    ·  Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
    ·  A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

    · Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

    · When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

     
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Jokes / The right decision

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    There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

    The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

    The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

    The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

    The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
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Jokes / What if your husband is programmer

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    Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in."
     
    Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
     
    Husband : Bad command or filename.
     
    Wife: But I told you in the morning
     
    Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
     
    Wife: What about my new TV?
     
    Husband : Variable not found . . .
     
    Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do someshopping.
     
    Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied
     
    Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
     
    Husband : Too many parameters . . .
     
    Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
     
    Husband : Data type mismatch.
     
    Wife: You are useless.
     
    Husband : It's by Default.
     
    Wife: What about your Salary?
     
    Husband : File in use . . . Try later.
     
    Wife: What is my value in the family.
     
    Husband : Unknown Virus.
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