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    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
    " Cheese sandwich:  0.99;
      Chicken sandwich: 1.50;
      Handjob:            20.00."
    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses.
    "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?"
    "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
    "Yes," she purrs. "Indeed I am."
    The man replies, "Well, go and wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich!"
    Source URL: https://worldwildfunny.blogspot.com/2010/09/jokes-chicken-sandwich.html
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