Jokes / True meaning of male statements

    Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
    True Meaning: "I'm poor."

    Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
    True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

    Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
    True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

    Statement: "She's kinda cute."
    True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
    head might be necessary."

    Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
    True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

    Statement: "Was it good for you?"
    True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

    Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
    True Meaning: "Who are you?"

    Statement: "Do you love me?"
    True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

    Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
    True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
    out sooner or later."

    Statement: "How much do you love me?"
    True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
    their way to tell you by now."

    Statement: "I have something to tell you."
    True Meaning: "Get tested."

    Statement: "I've been thinking a lot." 
    True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

    Statement: "I think we should just be friends." 
    True Meaning: "You're ugly."

    Statement: "I've learned a lot from you." 
    True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

    Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" 
     True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."
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