Jokes / Two pork chops

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    A duck walked into a bakery and asked for a pork chop.
    The baker said, "We aren't a butcher; we don't sell meat here."
    So the duck left.
    The following day the duck went back and asked again.
    This time the Baker said, "No, if you come here again I will nail your feet
    to the floor."
    The next day the duck returned and asked, "Do you have any nails?"
    The baker replied, "No." Then the duck said, "Well, I'll have two pork chops then."
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