You know you're in a small town when :
>You dial a wrong number and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
>You are run off Main Street by a combine.
>You can't walk for exercise every car that passes offers you a ride.
>You don't use your turn signal because everyone knows where you are going.
>You get married and the local newspaper devotes a quarter page to the story.
>You drive into a ditch five miles out of town and the word gets back to town before you do.
>The biggest business in town sells farm machinery.
>You write a check on the wrong bank and it covers you anyway.
>The pickups on Main Street outnumber the cars 3 to 1.
>You miss a Sunday at church and receive getwell cards.
>Someone asks you how you are, and actually wants to know.
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