Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama is so ugly that just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her AND her parents!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says "viewer discretion is advised."
Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Source URL: https://worldwildfunny.blogspot.com/2010/09/yo-mama-jokes-yo-mama-is-so-ugly-that.htmlYo mama is so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama is so ugly that just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her AND her parents!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says "viewer discretion is advised."
Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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