Yo momma is so deaf, you said happy mother’s day and she said she don’t wanna play.
Welcome to the fall, yo momma isn’t welcome.
Your mama is so stupid that she put money in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo mama's so stupid she drove all the way to New Mexico with the handbrake on.
Yo mama so stupid that when the computer said press any key to continue she couldn't find the key named anykey.
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