Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
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