Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo momma is so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo momma is so fat, she left the house with high-heels and came back with flip-flops
Yo momma is so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
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