Yo moma

Yo momma so short, she has to jump to touch the ground. 

Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.  

Yo momma so short she can do backflips under her bed. 

Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb. 

Yo momma so short she has to reach up to tie her shoe 

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