Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"
Yo Momma is so Stank she makes the RIGHT GUARD turn left.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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