Doctor - I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient - Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor - The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient - 24 HOURS!!! Thats terrible!!! WHAT could be WORSE? What is the very bad news?
Doctor - I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Source URL: https://worldwildfunny.blogspot.com/2010/10/jokes-24-hours.htmlPatient - Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor - The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient - 24 HOURS!!! Thats terrible!!! WHAT could be WORSE? What is the very bad news?
Doctor - I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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