Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
Source URL: https://worldwildfunny.blogspot.com/2010/10/jokes-newborn.htmlSlim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
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