A man walking on the beach sees a bottle, picks it up, and a genie comes out, "I've been in there for 1000's of years, I will grant you one wish".
"Well pauses the man, i have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but could never afford the plane ticket, or the cruise, can you build a bridge?
"Man, quite the wish, i mean the concrete, the pave, the steel, you know what you are asking for, this is complicated. Would you have anything simpler in mind?
"I have always wanted to know how women think, says the man, why they react the way they do, why they do all that they do".
"Will that be 2 lanes of 4 on the bridge?"
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