Yo Mama is so old, that when she farts, dust comes out.
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
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