Yo Mama Jokes / Yo mom's

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side. 


Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.  


Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.  


Your mom's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party. 


Your mom's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.  Source URL: https://worldwildfunny.blogspot.com/2010/09/yo-mama-jokes-yo-mom.html
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