Yo momma is like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned around, banged, and then she comes out slow.
Your mother is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.
Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed.
Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!
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