Yo mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV.
Yo mama so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.
Yo momma is so white, they use her in light houses to guide ships in at night.
Yo mama so white when she visited the whitehouse she got lost.
Yo mama so white, she gets sunburn from a 40 watt light bulb.
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