Jokes / "Daddy, I want to get married!"

A boy says, "Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married!"
The father says, "For that son, you have to have a boy and a girl." 
The son says, "I've found a girl." 
"Who?"
"My grandmother." 
"Let me get this straight,"the father says. "You want to marry my mother? You can't do that."
"Well, why not?" the son says. "You married mine!"
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