Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."
Tower: "Roger, Cessna 345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"
Pilot: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
Source URL: https://worldwildfunny.blogspot.com/2010/11/jokes-out-of-fuel.htmlTower: "Roger, Cessna 345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"
Pilot: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
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