There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors` houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, `I need a good guard dog.`
And the clerk replied, `Sorry, we`re all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.`
The wife didn`t believe him so he said to the dog, `Karate that chair.`
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, `Karate that table.` The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said `Karate my ass!`?
Source URL: https://worldwildfunny.blogspot.com/2010/11/jokes-my-ass.htmlSo one day the wife went to the pet store and said, `I need a good guard dog.`
And the clerk replied, `Sorry, we`re all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate.`
The wife didn`t believe him so he said to the dog, `Karate that chair.`
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, `Karate that table.` The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said `Karate my ass!`?
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