Rick`s first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, `What animal is this?`
`A cat!` said Suzanne.
`Good job! Now, what`s this animal?`
`A dog!` said Paul.
`Good! Now what animal is this?` she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, `It`s what your mom calls your dad.`
`A horny bastard!` called out Rick.
Source URL: http://worldwildfunny.blogspot.com/2010/11/jokes-horny-bastard.html`A cat!` said Suzanne.
`Good job! Now, what`s this animal?`
`A dog!` said Paul.
`Good! Now what animal is this?` she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, `It`s what your mom calls your dad.`
`A horny bastard!` called out Rick.
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