Yo mama's so skinny she has to wear a belt when she wears spandex.
Yo mama's so skinny has to run around the shower in order to get wet.
Yo mama's so skinny if she had dreads, I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and I thought she was pregnant.
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