Jokes / Bring In The Camel

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost.
    On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel
    tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sargent
    leading the tour, what the camel was for.
    
    The Sargent replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the
    men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the
    camel."
    
    The Captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's
    all right with me."
    
    After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could
    not stand it anymore, so he told his Sargent, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"
    
    The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's
    quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous
    sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and
    was buttoning his pants he asked the Sargent, "Is that how the
    enlisted men do it?"
    
    The Sargent replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into
    town."

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