I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket so I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket so I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started. Writing another ticket for worn tires!
I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes...The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote but I didn't care. My car was parked... around the corner.
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