Jokes / Dumb Packaging Labels

    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
    through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
    consumer goods.

    1. On Sears hairdryer:
    "Do not use while sleeping."
    (Gee, that's the only time You have to work on your hair)

    2. On a bag of Fritos:
    "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
    (Evidently, the shoplifter special)

    3. On a bar of Dial soap:
    "Directions: Use like regular soap."
    (And that would be how. . . ?)

    4. On some Swanson frozen dinners:
    "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
    (But it's *just* a suggestion)

    5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
    "Do not turn upside down."
    (Oops, too late!)

    6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    "Product will be hot after heating."
    (As night follows the day . . . .)

    7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    "Do not iron clothes on body."
    (But wouldn't this save even more time?)

    8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
    "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
    medication."
    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
    if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off
    those forklifts.)

    9. On Nytol Sleep Aid:
    "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
    (One would hope)

    10. On most brands of Christmas lights:
    "For indoor or outdoor use only."
    (As opposed to what?)

    11. On a Japanese food processor:
    "Not to be used for the other use."
    (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

    12. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    "Warning: Contains nuts."

    13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
    and theeen..?
     
    14. On a child's Superman costume:
    "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
    ( Don't blame the company, blame the parents for this one.)

    15. On a Swedish chain saw:
    "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
    (Was there a chance of this happening somewhere?...Good grief)

    16. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
    "Do not use on food."
    (Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's OK honey just grab the
    Palmolive!)

    17. On a tube of Crest Toothpaste:
    "If swallowed contact poison control."
    (Oh please have you ever heard about someone dying from
    swallowing a little toothpaste?)

    18. On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
    "Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine."
    (Hey no more swimming in the washing machine kids)
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