Two guys walk out of a bar completely wasted. After a while they find themselves in a big forest by mistake. Suddenly a lion shows up and starts chasing them. One climbs up on a tree, and the other runs around the tree.
The one from above yells to his friend: "what are you doing?! It will catch you!!"
but the drunk dude from the ground shouts back at him: "don't worry! I am already way ahead, in like, many rounds!"..
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